We're not going to be discussing sandbags today...or stinkpalms.
And that, right there, is your first lesson.
Never trust a sandbagger.
We will go into a little detail on Tigers vs. Sharks - The Video Game.
Quick backstory: I was curious (as I'm sure you have been before) as to who would win in a fight between a tiger and a shark. Naturally the shark would win in water, and the tiger would win on land (in fact, those wouldn't really even be considered fights, more like "dinner," but I digress).
So what to do about the pesky problem of location?
Outer space, you say?
Brilliant!
Did I hear make the animals gigantic?
Well done, sir!
The easiest way to ensure a fair fight is to have them battle in outer space, that way the tiger could straddle one of the planets, and the shark could fly around in space (gravity finally helps me out for once). Keep in mind the fact that they will be huge, so the tiger will literally be sitting on the planet, with its tail like curled around it for support.
The shark has the advantage of mobility, just like in the ocean, it gets to circle its prey and come in for quick strikes.
The tiger has to stay where it is (if it jumps off the planet it will float through space) but has the advantage of having paws. If it can get a good grip around the shark, it has a good chance to do some damage?
What do you think?
I think I've finally leveled the playing field for two hideous rival beasts.
Oh, and furthermore susan, we can take this game all the way to the top, mortal kombat style.
Picture a gigantic squid, which just floats in space, and is able to hurl planets and stars and moons (moons!) at its opponent. Maybe even some kind of giant snake, or, for some animal that is really small, because going gigantic only goes so far, there could be a pack of them, like a pack of bats, or some kind of insect. Basically, just picture any animal in the world, now picture them gigantic, now picture them somewhere in outer space, and pissed off.
Can't miss, I say.
Before I go, let me just give a shout out to www.Ropeadopes.blogspot.com
These guys gave me the idea to make a blog, and it's one-stop-shopping for some sweet pictures and videos.
Oh, and check out www.ritchiesintorocknroll.blogspot.com
He knows the score.
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Appreciate the shout out. I think it is just the black background that makes it look good. I will give you a shout out too, actually I'll make a permanent link somewhere under "friends" or "associates". The rich just keep getting richer here on the blogosphere.
same here. have fun in Vegas. I hear the jails out there have WiFi, so you should be set.
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