Gamblor!

Okay, we're going to keep this short and sweet, because tomorrow morning I will be leaving for Las Vegas.

Just typing that sentence is kind of ridiculous.

Las Vegas? It's gonna be crazy.

Absolutely ridiculous.

And people like me don't really need to go to places like Las Vegas, 24-hour adult playgrounds, if you will.

Especially with the people I will be going with.

In honor of Vegas being a gambler's mecca, let's do some quick over/unders.

over/under on how many things I will break:

5.5 (easily the over if casinos serve bottled beer)

over/under on fights:

.5 (I don't see it happening, but you never know)

over/under on near-fights:

3.5 (much more likely)

over/under on money lost gambling:

$650 (jeez, I'm afraid to answer this one)

Finally, money line on falling in love w/ a stripper:

10 grand to win 5 grand.

10 grand? let me see you shake it like you got no bones in your body and you was meant to be a celebrity.

oh, and furthermore, susan, the other weekend I stumbled upon a great nickname while playing poker - Gamblor.

It's fun to say in a deep voice like Darth Vader.

Gamblor. Lord of all gambling.

(I was drinking 7% beer at the time)

Well, see ya next week, unless I find a way to blog from the hotel and/or prison.