Royal Rumble XXX: Bungle in the Jungle

Whoa, doctor!

You need to stop whatever you are doing right now (besides reading this blog) and check out this YouTube clip.

It might be the greatest thing I have ever seen.

A while back I had a link to a clip that showed an alligator with a baby antelope in its jaws, and then a hippo came over, chased the alligator away, and got the antelope in its jaws. You thought that the hippo was going to eat the thing, but instead, it took it to shore and tried to revive it.

Things didn't work out well, and about 5 minutes later, the gator came back to reclaim its dinner.

Here is that link.

But this is much better. I don't want to spoil it, but let me tell you this:

It involves a gigantic pack of buffaloes, a pride of lions, and no less than 2 crocodiles.

If you have 8 1/2 minutes to spare, and like to watch Planet Earth or Animal Planet, you need to check this out.

There is another great link where some guy coaxes a still alive baby hippo out of its guts. I'm not gonna post that link, though. Do your own damn research!

In other news, there is no other news. It's officially summer and there is a great beer you should try called Sierra Nevade Summer Fest or something like that. It's delicious.

And furthermore, Susan, just a juicy little tidbit to get you through the weekend: Wade Boggs once drank a hundred beers on a cross-country flight. Wade Boggs! According to Wikipedia, Wade Boggs grew up in Oreland, PA...and anybody in the world can contribute to Wikipedia, so you know you're getting, like, the most accurate information possible.